Things I Hate

1. Reality T.V. shows about preppy up beat little 'starlets' whom no one has ever heard of.
2. People who move to the big city with their giant dog and then refuse to clean up after them because they never had to clean up their parents back yard when the dog took a dump back there.
3. Words ending in '-izzle.'
4. People who end words in '-izzle.'
5. Ipads, PDA's, I-Phones, Kindles, Nooks, EReaders, tablets, anything and everything ever made by apple, because its just so user friendly that any dumb schmuck at the apple store can fix it for 250 bucks by hitting the reset button.
6. Computer technicians who's primary method of "customer support", is repeatedly telling you to try power cycling your computer.
7. Canned Air.  (Yes it is real).
8. Every single business that has you add their club card to your key chain until you have more bar codes attached to it than keys.
9. The word "Post-Modern".
10. Parents who push around empty strollers.
11. Parents who push around full strollers while ignoring their children for their cell phones.
12. Parents who push around full strollers while ignoring their children for their cell phones, right up until their phone reception dies, and then appear to be driven to interact with their children because of only this fact.
13. People who end words in '-izzle.' (I REALLY HATE THAT).
14. Fruit sellers in France. Ask Eddie Izzard.
15. Printers that seem to 'think' that they're out of ink, when really, you know you just refilled the bastard.
16. Republicans.
17. Democrats.
18. People who say their communist/socialist because they think that's the ONLY OTHER ALTERNATIVE to either of the a fore mentioned parties.
19. Fat people who feel that they are entitled to extra room in elevators, train cars, airplanes, because that was the way 'god' made them.  Fat is a burden, not a right or privilege, and your eating habits made you fat, not your god.
20. Unsolicited advice.
21.  People who say "I accept you for who you are, no matter what," because we all know their lying.
22. Gentrification, because its made every Black person in my neighborhood look at me like an outsider, when I've lived there longer than ANY OF THEM!
23. People who argue semantics.
24. People who insist that "Intelligent Design" is a valid theory even though at some point in the scientific process of that theory, it breaks down into "Cause...it did."
25. The word 'Hate'.